Looking to Buy some Records on eBay?
Then talk to this guy.
"7:54 – New Orleans happily grabs Chris Paul with the fourth pick, partly because he's the best player in the draft, partly because he's one of four people in this draft who could handle playing in New Orleans. 'He will be the mayor of New Orleans!' Vitale screams. 'Trust me! He will be the king of New Orleans!' Translation: He's going to hand out more beads than assists.
Date: Jun 16, 2005
"No. 33, 2002: With Kenny and Chuck making fun of the influx of foreign players, Stern (standing at the podium) gives them an exaggerated, 'I can't believe you guys' stare, then finally lays the smack down: 'You know, when Kenny and Charles first came into the league, they didn't speak English, either.' And that's why he's the most powerful man in the country."
I'm not sure if George A. Romero's Night of the Living Dead would of been quite so good if the shopping mall was under seige from a pack of zombie poodles.
I couldn't find any Easter eggs in this one. Am I missing them or are there none? If you find one, reply on the comments.
A one-stop shop for all you tin foil hat wearers. Some interesting stuff in here mixed in with the usual "Elvis was the second shooter on the grassy noll and set up 9/11 from his underground bunker in Costa Rica to distracte the public from finding out the shocking truth that aliens live among us" type stuff.
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I don't know about you, but I'm convinced. The pirate/global warming graph was the clincher. I'd like to see that Darwin guy come up with better facts than that.
And this series of lawyer letters proves it. I'm not sure about the Godzilla connection though.
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Before you say eight I suggest you click the link and check out the equation Britney worked out. If you're still not convinced then you might want to purchase her booklet, at only $6.00 including shipping.
"Did we ever settle whether it's 'Big Shot Rob' or 'Big Shot Bob'? I always thought it was Big Shot Rob, but my editors kept changing it to Big Shot Bob. Then Horry himself demanded to be called Big Shot Rob, which made me want to call him Big Shot Bob because nobody should be able to decide their own nickname. So I'm offering a compromise – from now on, we should refer to him only as 'Big Shot Brob.'"
Oct 10, 1998
" After the Columbine school tragedy, legislation was proposed to post the Ten Commandments in public places because Biblical reminders can make the difference between life and death.
How Scientologists bring the dead back to life. They shout at them until they wake up. Simple.
The interesting one for me on their list is vinegar as I'm pretty sure the bottle I've had in my kitchen cupboard has been there longer than the 42 months they specify.
"One of the truest statements ever made is, 'All the World Loves a Strong Man.' Every man, woman and child admires strength, and there is not a man who does not crave it. To be stronger than your friends is to be looked upon as a natural leader, and an invinicible defender. Strength is the biggest hallmark of manhood. It demonstrates true he-man maculinity. Because this is true, it rouses a great desire in every manly heart to be able to do the great feats of strength which hold people breathless when they are demonstrated to them."
I wasn't surprised to see a photo of Lindsay Lohan eating, but I was surprised not to see a photo of her throwing up afterwards.
The Katie Holmes Liberation front make their first move. Watching Tom Cruise take a face-full of liquid from a phallic-looking object in no way looks gay, because as everyone knows Tom Cruise is straighter than a laser and would sue anyone who said his Eiffel Tower engagement was a publicity stunt.
I don't know what you heard about me,
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"I have very vivid dreams that are so detailed and exciting that sometimes when I actually wake up I don't want the dream to stop. So I just lay in bed with my eyes closed and try to finish out the dream by fantasizing about it. The dreams are not necessarily about sex, but many times about nothing much. Like last night I dreamed that I was at a soccer game watching my son play (I don't have kids) and Sean Puffy Combs suddenly appeared incognito to watch "our" son play and handed me an envelope with a stack of money in it. I didn't want him involved in my son's life because of his affair with Jennifer Lopez. I woke up but had to finish the dream by kicking him to the curb and telling him I didn't want his money and that he was a bad role model for our son! Is this normal??"
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"With approximately 5,000 children born with Down Syndrome in the United States each year, the Down Syndrome Dolls will be an important resource for families who have a child with the condition, or for organizations and medical providers that serve these special youngsters... parents, teachers, and physicians throughout Europe have found the dolls are shared with siblings and friends, they can help foster a better understanding of the human body for children and people with special needs"
1. Dress her up. Cheer or yell, do whatever you like to enjoy the moment with your family.
"Longtime NBA fan Stevie Wonder plays the national anthem with his harmonica. Very cool. He'll also be reffing tonight's game with Dick Bavetta and Bennett Salvatore."
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I already have the classic NOOOOOOOOO!!! (shakes fist) linked on here, but here's the complete list. It's the new KHAAAAAANNNNN!!!
Just saw this linked on the b3ta forum. Shame it's only a transcript, I'd love to see the video of this.
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Is Katie Holmes being held against her will by a deranged Tom Cruise? I don't know, but one thing I do know is that in no way is Tom now, or has been in the past, gay. In fact if you look up straight in the dictionary there's a picture of Tom Cruise. Although I heard he actually sued to get that.
I'm back from my hols (expect a few posts on the main blog this week about them) and I'm ready to start updating this site regulary.
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She may look gorgeous, but her career is going nowhere until she changes her name.
Is there a website out there that you really hate? Then put the url into this site and take a big steaming dump all over it. Not this one though. We're great.
Which one of you fuckers has been taking photos of my fridge and posting them on the net?
Look out for my first CD 'Vorbis Unplugged' this Summer in all good music shop bargain bins.
A picture of a house made from lego bricks done only using style sheets. Very cool, but personally I prefer my tables-from-hell templates.
I've just added all the links from the original Linkorama posts from SSW to here in a forty minute copy & paste frenzy. I didn't check the links so I can't say how many still work.
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.
This is a sister blog to Sick Sad World and will take over the linkorama posts I used to add to the blog every weekend.