Tom Cruise is NOT Gay

And this series of lawyer letters proves it. I'm not sure about the Godzilla connection though.

.... Still, if I was Dawson I would keep in touch with Joey through e-mail from now on. You know, just in case. Not that I'm saying that Tommy is gay or anything. Nothing could be further from the truth. Although, I'm sure he doesn't think that there's anything wrong with that. I'd imagine he has lots of gay friends. Not that I'm saying all his friends are gay. I think I better stop now before the law firm of Elle, Ron and Hubburd get in touch.

Please don't sue me Mr Scientologist Man =(