Sex is for FAGS!

'I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.' and don't forget their sister site Iron Hymen: 'I hereby pledge to never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.'

Hypnodisk

I don't have a wishlist, but if I did then this would be right at the top. Or maybe second after a Scat Doll.

Lejo DJ

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE DUTCH?

Jail Cam

If you want to see violent criminals strung out on PCP and hookers offering policemen blow jobs to get off then this isn't the site for you, but if you want to see fat men writing in notebooks then the Anderson County Detention Facility webcam is manna from nirvana

Scat Dolls

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE JAPANESE?

Automated Beacon

This site gives you a real time update of what people are typing into search engines, although strangely it seems nobody is looking for porn anymore but seem to me more interested in "Spiderman cake recipe". Go figure.

The Ultimate David Hasselhoff Site

When you're dealing with The Hoff then only the best will do and this website has by far the best flash intro I've ever seen on the interweb.

The Human Clock

Not too different from Stand by your Statue. This time send in a photo of yourself holding up a time, any time you like. This site then puts all the pics together in a clock

Stand by your Statue

Go to your favourite statute. Strike the same pose. Take a photo. Send it to this guy. Simple.

Scared of Santa Photo Gallery

I'm not surprised that these kids are screaming since most of these store Santas look like convicted paedophiles out on day-release.

MormonBid

Looking for a signed Steve Young photo but eBay is just too damn secular? Then try MormonBid for all your polygamous needs. I've already made a bid for the Mutual Improvement Association String Orchestra of Southern California Vinyl LPs.

Porno smallbook speaking, let's go!

Rumble, Clickety-clack. All aboard. Here we go. Toot, toot. Chug, chug. Clickety-clack, clickety-clack. Rumble, rumble. Puff, puff, choo, choo. Train now leaving on track No. Sex. Tooo toooo. Toot, toot.

Star Wars Ep. 3

An exclusive look at the latest travesty from George Lucas, including the now cut golden shower scene. Think how different this story might of been if the Death Star was actually called the Deathticle.

Poor Madonna hasn't got any fans

(right click and "save as")

Every time I hear Madonna and that fake English accent I want to stamp on her neck until her brains start dribbling out of her ears. That just might be me though.

Nice Melons

Without a doubt this is the best Chinese watermelon sculpture website on the net. You haven't seen Chinese watermelon sculpture until you've seen this site.

Rorschach Test Answers

If you're like me then your a clinical sociopath with psychopathic tendencies and you spend most of your life taking class A drugs to shut out the voices in your head that are telling you to kill your girlfriend and wear her skin as a waistcoat. For people like us this website is invaluable. So the next time your psychiatrist shows you a series of inkblots instead of revealing yourself as a serial killer, he will see you as a well-adjusted member of society. Result.

Magical Trevor II

Everyone loved Magical Trevor, 'cos the things that he does are ever so clever. He was loved so much weebl has made a second toon featuring him. If you missed the original Trevor toon you can see it here.

Vaginal Davis - The World's Most Embarrassing Relative

We all have them, that person in the family you'd never admit to being related to even on pain of pain. You only see them at Christmas, weddings and funerals and you spend the rest of the time trying to forget they exist. So let me introduce you to Vaginal Davis, who happens to be cousins with the new Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.

Mr Jacko Head

Gives your hands something to do while you're watching the old plastic faced kiddy fiddler finally get sent to the big house. and for those of you who missed it, here's my post earlier in the week if my exclusive look at the damning piece of evidence in the trial

Mechanical Hand Masturbator Thing

Even before you click on this you know it's going to be Japanese......

Notepad Invaders

Another flash game, this one from b3ta's Rob Manuel. As usual it's impeccably drawn and is worth playing for listening to the 'Kill the Bastards' soundtrack alone.

The World's Smallest Pacman Game

I always knew that the internet would make me go blind, I just always thought it would be through downloading porn not playing games. I've been playing this all week and I fucking love it.