Mad Magazine Covers

This website has photos of every Mad Magazine cover from #1 in 1952 to the current issue.

Front Doors

A PhotoBlog of front door pictures. I may add a photo of my back door if that blog ever materialises, my front door pretty much sucks.

Drunken Russian Ninjas - The Remix

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Remember this post earlier in the week about the guy who picked up a manhole cover to use as a weapon then fell down the hole? Well here's the whole glorious vodka-fueled battle in full.

End-Times

"Things are happening every day, I will list some here, so you can see what is happening ! Remember the Bible says right before the return of Jesus and the beginning of the Tribulation, terrible things will be occuring and get worse rapidly, here is just some of the things that will occur:

1. The rise of the revived roman empire, the nation where the anti-christ will come from (The one who signs a 7 year peace plan between Israel and her enemies), this is the EU (European Union). The EU will become more and more powerful, having their hands (power) in all world affairs."

The Shining (2005 Version)

(.mov file, 9.6mb download)

The feel good movie of the year, coming to a theatre near you.


*Edit*

The New York Times has written an article about the guy who made the trailer and how it spread around the net. Read it here.

The Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures

"The Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures is a collection of those text fragments people include at the end of their email messages. Criteria for inclusion in the Gallery are pretty straightforward -- the signature has to annoy me and provide no useful information. I have no problem with people putting wacky stuff in sigs for their personal accounts, but I can't get over the number of people who put all sorts of embarassing junk in their work signatures."

Stewie Live

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Ask Family Guy's Stewie to do anything, just don't be surprised if he blows you off. You could ask him to blow you off, but he'll probably just blow you off.

The Simpsons Body Count

"Below is a list of celebrities who had the misfortune of running afoul of the Simpson gang. The list is incomplete, however; celebrities are continuing to meet their maker on a regular basis, while the Simpsons have managed to rack up a body count that would be the envy of the Soprano crime family. And yet the dark side of the Simpson family, friends, and associates remains mostly unexamined.

Until now."

Wasting Time With Luis Garcia

"The pictures below clearly show (Liverpool) substitute Luis Garcia remove his ring and conceal it in his mouth to deliberately deceive the second official whose job it is to check any players coming onto the pitch are not wearing any jewellery.

As Garcia runs onto the pitch he removes the ring from his mouth and makes sure the referee sees it on his finger. The referee then instructs Garcia to return to the dugout and remove the ring.... thus ensuring further disruption to play.

Gamesmanship or cheating ? You decide"

The Internet Urinal

"Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber-dating - the internet is such an addictive and time-consuming force, who's got time to go? With the Internet Urinal, you'll never have to leave your computer again. Imagine the freedom - destroy your opponents in that all imporant Quake 3 clan match without taking a break; drink as many cans of BAWLS as you want and still be able to make that last important trade before the market closes."

Steetfighting 101

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Lesson 24:

When you use a manhole cover as a weapon be aware that there is now a fucking big hole in front of you.

How to Beat a Speed Camera

Join the Police Force. Simple.

The Ultimate eBay Auction

This guy is selling everthing he owns.


*Edit*

After being spread around the net this story made the national news here in the UK. The auction was a success. He sold all his stuff and managed to clear all his debts. Good on him.

Quite Interesting Chat

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Turns out the parrot is a stool pigeon.

The Hall of Douchebags

Photos of bands who aren't going to make it to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Hurricane Katrina: A Microsoft Plot?

Bill Gates hates Black People (the ones that use firefox anyway).

New Strong Bad E-mail

Everybody's talking about the Geddup Noise.

Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling

"So the girls come out to the ring wearing robes. Not Ric Flair type robes, mind you, but dirty old bathrobes. What a turn on.

Anyway, true to the marquee, the chicks strip and commence to wrestling.

Hey, I just noticed. They're not really naked - they're wearing boots!

I DEMAND A REFUND!"

Paint your own Pollock

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Shame this nifity little flash has only one colour, but it's still fun and diverting for while - with an added bonus that you might be able to sell a screenshot of your finished masterpiece for a few million quid.

Falling Georgie

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Remember this? Well this is the same thing, but with less bikini's and more Presidents.

Get Your War on Update

I do my best not to post old links, but I completely missed this update and only stumbled across it this evening and gywo's take on Hurricane Katrina is well worth a shout on here.

Innocent in London

A very depressing account of one man's experience of being a suspected suicide bomber on the London tube.

I'm going to be traveling on the train tomorrow morning. I'll be carrying a rucksuck and I may decide to wear a jacket. Luckily I'm white and don't have a funny-sounding accent so I'll be alright and won't have my life turned over for no reason at all. Shit like this makes me embarrassed to be British.

President's Intern

"As George W. Bush enters his second term as one of the greatest American Presidents of the 21st Century, I enjoy the privilege of having been selected as a White House intern. I am keeping this diary to ensure history gets an accurate story of this great man ... from the inside."

Baseball Playerz, Part 2

"Here are a few reasons why Keith Foulke is getting divorced."

Following on from this post earlier in the week.

igod

Chat with God, ask him anything - although don't ask him about capitals of countries, he's not very good on that.

The Flem File NFL Quiz Show

"12 -- In kicking an extra-point on Sunday, Eagles linebacker Mark Simoneau:

A. Became the first defensive player to score an extra point since 1985.
B. Helped prove my theory that, with three weeks of practice, anyone could kick in the NFL.
C. Used a soccer-style kick, to impress the ladies.
D. Is so versatile, he is expected to be traded to the Patriots soon."

Boobs for Bourbon Street!

"Boobs4BourbonSt is a place for lovers of charity and lovers of boobs to join forces toward a common goal! We’re asking people everywhere to send in anonymous pictures of their boobs, to help raise more than just money (but we’re raising that, too) for the victims of Hurricane Katrina"

The World's Smallest Football Player

EA Sports take down the lastest Madden roster update after making a very small mistake....

Baseball Playerz

"Instead of offering blind items, tonight we offer the opposite -- a compilation of photographic evidence of ballplayers doing what they do best -- whoring it up and drinking with the ladies"

Jon Stewart at the Emmys

(.wmv file, 3.6mb download)

"George W. Bush hates Black Sabbath"

Ashton Kutcher's Voicemail Hacked

I'm with you Bruce!


*edit*

The jury is out to whether this is real, whether "Dave and Joey" faked it or even Kutcher himself set it up.

Bumvertising

"Benjamin Rogovy, president and chief economist of Front Door Enterprises, developed this system after realizing the enormous potential in wasted homeless labor. Bums use a business model that takes advantage of high volume traffic, with the expectation that, on average, a certain number of people will donate to them in the form of cash, clothing, or food. Some people, by principle, will never give a homeless man money. Some will give food to them whenever they can. But what is the use of holding up a bum sign to 99% of car traffic that will only read but never donate to these vagrants? With such great exposure, Mr. Rogovy imagined that there had to be some value that was not being utilized."

Bears Fans

Some photos from Soldier Field of Bears fans watching the Chicago/Detroit game last Sunday.

No New Strong Bad E-mail

But there is a new front page on today's Homestar Runner update.

Porn Cameraman's First Day on the Job

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This video clip is only four seconds long, but funny as fuck and is probably what I would end up doing if I had to video these two girls. Extreme close-up!

Best Emergency Landing Ever

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You're coming in to land when your landing gear gets stuck, so what do you do? How about getting a guy driving underneath you in a jeep to hit it with a stick?

Taser Time

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It's bad enough getting tasered for 30 minutes while this cop waits for backup, but this guy has to get videoed by his wife as it happens while she tells him how much he deserves it.

Gay Jui-Jitsu > Gay Judo

"It is time to face up to facts: judo was not, is not, and never will be the kind of carnally inflamed martial art we so desperately need it to be. We have grown to love it in spite of its shortcomings, not because of them; we have grown to love it because it pervaded our early sexual experiences, because it helped shape the twin fetishes that were to overshadow our adult lives: gis and grappling."

Antkendo

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I have to say in all modesty that I fucking pwn at this.

Hooters Employee Handbook

"Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW."

Celebrity Jeopardy

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On this page you'll find links to all 13 SNL Celebrity Jeopardy sketches.

Napoleon Dynamite meets Bills Gates

He may be an evil megalomaniac intent on crushing all other computer companies into the ground on his way to world domination, but at least Bill Gates has a sense of humour.

Make an X-Wing with a Paris Metro Ticket

I've actually got a couple of metro tickets stuck on the notice board in my kitchen from the last time I visited Paris so I may give this a go.

Space Monkey Pants

A perfect gift for the space monkey who has everything.

Dead Cat Diesel

A German inventor claims he can make cheap diesel using old tires, weeds and dead cats. The saviour of the human race or a cat serial killer? You decide.

*Edit*

The Dead Moggy Doc now denies the story and says his fuel is made out of waste paper and another non-cat type stuff. A likely story. read more here.

We're Back

Yep, after a couple of months away from BlogLand I've decided to start to update SSW again. So Linkorama is back!!!!!111ONE. From today I'll post any weird links I find along my internet travels between reading ESPN.com and downloading porn.