2005 Illegal Soapbox Derby
"A proud Bernal Heights neighborhood tradition, the Illegal Soapbox Derby Society enforces only one rule: Every car must have a beer holder."
"A proud Bernal Heights neighborhood tradition, the Illegal Soapbox Derby Society enforces only one rule: Every car must have a beer holder."
" ... watching football last Sunday with my friends, I brought up the topic, "What touchdown dance would cause the biggest possible fine?"
"I love Christmas. I used to actually make NEW stockings for all the people who would be here for Christmas EVERY year. I'm not quite that nuts anymore, but I do have quite a Santa collection that threatens to take over the house all through the year.
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"To the average secular-minded Joe, the notion of a biblical-themed miniature golf course, each hole illustrating such things as Noah's Ark, the plagues of Egypt, Daniel and the lion's den, and the River that turns to Blood, and with little plaques giving bible lessons along the way, sounds pretty funny. And it is.
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"Regis Philbin is out with a Christmas C-D featuring duets with his wife Joy and Donald Trump.
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"stop grieving, it's only a chicken."
"The founder of the online encyclopedia written and edited by its users has admitted some of its entries are 'a horrific embarrassment'. What did our panel of experts think of the entries for their fields?"
"One of the highlights of the TV season: ABC miking Peyton Manning last Monday. My favorite part was when he saw Dominique Rhodes after the fumbled kickoff, and he knew he had to say something because he was miked, so he ended up muttering in a robotic voice, "Hey, shake it off, you need to shake it off" as Rhodes stood there with a "What's going on, this guy hasn't talked to me in three years?" look on his face. That killed me. My second favorite part was when Manning got into the argument with the O-line coach and Tarik Glenn, and things became so heated that ABC decided they couldn't show the video, then all tapes were subsequently destroyed by NFL Films. Wouldn't want anything to get in the way of the "Manning vs. Manning" Super Bowl in four months, you know?
"Realistic, lifesized and beautiful. Elastic flesh, luxurious fur, a cybernetic infrastructure and sexy features like no other buggering hamster in the world. If you've had wet dreams over a hamster like this, you'll know exactly what we're on about. Most buggering hamsters are made of cheap bits of sackcloth. They look pathetic and laughable – not buggerable. Don't expect to see any of those goofy sandbags on this site. RealHamster is the REAL DEAL."
"Lydia of Purple thanks you for visiting our modest ladies custom sewing site.
"Sumerian women were both the first brewers and the first gods of beer. By adding a trace amount of my vaginal yeast to regular brewer's yeast, my 'Original Pussy Beer' pays homage to beer's ancient creators."
"Playboy TV is looking for a person experienced in viewing programmes for television broadcast for compliance with Ofcom regulations, ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica.
Not probably the best name ever picked for a wheelchair and I don't think that blonde in the PVC dress looks that handicapped to me. I'd have to check her out closer first to be completely sure.
And not a porn site among them. The internet must of been really boring in 1986. I'm glad my 286 green-screen double-floppy wasn't hooked up.
The Wiki stite that has spoilers for anything you can think of; films, books, comics, TV shows, celebrity marriages. It's all here.
"Volunteers are needed to be in the "Republican Values" TV show featuring President Bush and the wit & wisdom of Sean Hannity. The 30-minute national TV program is to be broadcast on Fox and CNBC and highlights the core values of the Republican Party by showcasing the major accomplishments of President Bush's first term in office."
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"The Internet Furry Proximity Locator, like many things was born in frustration. After having been furry for two years, and only knowing a handfull of local furries I had a desire to find more. The final push towards writing the IFPL came when I met BJ, a fur who had gone to the same school I had, and lived less than a mile and a half from my house. "
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"RAIDERS (+2) over Chargers
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"Ever worry about your wife cheating?
"Your question was:
A site with a massive list of old and new, mostly British, TV theme songs. I can't tell you the last time I heard the theme song to Chorlton and the Wheelies. I might have to start using it as my ringtone.
"You can have the whole cheerleading squad,
"Ever since the famed Seymour-Buttz wedding of 1965, I have been saving all my favourite wedding announcments and pinning them up on my sumo-sized fridge. Thanks to the advent of the computer I now share them with you."
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NAME: Harriet Miers
If NASA did more experiments like this instead of messing about with ant farms then maybe they wouldn't have so much finance problems. I'd throw them a few pennies for starters.
"Palmer's screams became fainter as the slugs ate their way into him, a number burrowing up through his torn genitals, using his anus as a means of access in their search for the softer, more succulent parts of his body."
"This interactive site is for those romantically involved with their cousin. This site is dedicated to providing support and factual information, as well as to foster friendships from around the world. Kissing cousins now have a free site, where they may come to exchange information and advice."
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You've all seen them. Blogs that are nothing more than link farms to rise up Google's page ranking. Usually these blogs are about gambling, financial services, diets or medication.
"Colts (-15) over DARTMOUTH
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"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.
A lot of very interesting pics hosted on this site. Would make some good wallpaper fodder if the images were larger.
"We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!!"
Maybe not quite as glamorous as Brad and Jen's house on the market, but British TV presenter and piss-poor journalist Mariella Frostrup is also selling some property this week. Take a peek.
"When I first came to your planet and demanded your homes, property and very lives, I didn't know you were already doing so, willingly, with your own government. I can win no tribute from a bankrupted nation populated by feeble flag-waving plebians. In 2008 I shall restore your dignity and make you servants worthy of my rule. This new government shall become a tool of my oppression. Instead of hidden agendas and waffling policies, I offer you direct candor and brutal certainty. I only ask for your tribute, your lives, and your vote.
Apart from the SSW sites I haven't put any links on the sidebar as I thought it was a pretty stupid thing to do on a blog whose whole content is links (if you want to know what my favourite and most visited sites are then there's a fairly comprehensive list on the main SSW blog).
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"BOTTOM OF THE FIFTH: Hey, we think we saw Johnny Estrada playing at the Copa last month; pick up a dictionary and look up 'class,' you’ll see a picture of Johnny, baby!
A website dedicated to the guy from the most famous photo to come out of New Orleans after the hurricane that wasn't a PhotoShop mash of George W. Bush fishing or a crocodile swimming down Bourbon Street.
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"All tattoos on this site are real.The artist names have been withheld to protect there identities, and keep their skeletons hidden. This site is intended to educate, poke fun at, and pay homage to the "bad tattoo". Everyone out there has at least one or knows someone with one, so why not show off that bad tattoo. "
"I like intimate, peaceful, and fun-loving type personalities in an individual. My dominate core personality motive is intimacy. You would find me compassionate, sincere, loyal, thoughtful, commitment capable, dedicated, dependable, and emotionally stable. Im good at analysis, too. I like peaceful and fun-loving type individuals for balance. I offer as natural gifts, quality, and a service orientation. I am a people lover at heart."
"Good morning blog-o-nauts!! Well, I hope its a good morning for you... because over here in the southwest corner of the West Wing, things aren't going so hot. Let me give youa tip: if your ever nominated to the supreme Court,, you don't have to accept every free drink on your first night... I think I need one of those "morning-after" pills!
As if you needed it here's another reason to never put a photo of yourself online.
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"A new Cambodian cafe is offering diners a slice of life under the Khmer Rouge, with a menu featuring rice-water and leaves, and waitresses dressed in the black fatigues worn by Pol Pot's ultra-Maoist guerrillas. Newly opened across the road from Phnom Penh's notorious Tuol Sleng "S-21" Khmer Rouge interrogation and torture center, the cafe is meant to remind Cambodians of the 1975-1979 genocide in which an estimated 1.7 million people died."
An exhibition of Europe's worst interiors of 1974. There's a good chance that my parents 1970's Inverness council house is in there somewhere.
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"29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one (it's called Stallone's Law)."