Steven Seagal's Energy Drink
The illustration of the Stevester on the can puts me in mind of the Kirk/Spock photo that I put up for the latest SSW caption contest, but that's probably just my teenage infatuation with Kelly LeBrock rearing it's ugly head again. What did she ever see in him? Must of been the energy drink.
I can't believe I missed this out the first time round, but there's also a cherry flavour:
Just when you think it can't get any better I happen to find the official press release on the launch of this life changing product:
"Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink is the only gourmet energy drink made with 100% pure natural cane juice and all the properties it possesses.
(PRWEB) September 17, 2005 -- We are great admirers of Steven Seagal, the man and his life's accomplishments, so it gives us enormous pleasure to be a part of this endeavor - Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink.
A great team is behind SUKKAR® and we all wish Steven Seagal, Mitch Gould, Scott Macaluso and Steven Seagal Enterprises well.
It has been a labour of love and many years of hard work and dedication to bring to the world our SUKKAR® sugar cane juice concentrate. Dr. Bernardo Quintero the president of Ingenio Riopaila S.A. and Central Castilla S.A. is a leader in the sugar cane industry and embraced this cutting edge venture, the first of its kind. Dr. Alberto Potes who is the manager of Ingenio Riopaila and his superb staff put their hearts and expertise into making it a reality and thousands of workers cut and pick up and clean each stalk of cane ever so carefully by hand.
Mr. John Sbordone introduced SUKKAR® in North America. He knows this product well and champions it. A special note of thanks to him for his beautiful contribution of our product to the Katrina Effort and all those who are suffering.
Last but not least to my husband, Jorge Enrique Gonzalez, who said it could be done and has given so many years of his life to bringing it all together. We have made many friends along the way and it has been a road well traveled.
Congratulations, Steven Seagal, on a superb product, and may everyone around the world delight in it.
Mariana A. Gonzalez
C.I. Sukkar S.A."
So it turns out that Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink is produced by SLAVE LABOUR!
If the buddhists find out they will probably ask him to hand back his ponytail. If that's not enough for you, you can also download it as a PDF file.
