Job Vacancy of the Week

"Playboy TV is looking for a person experienced in viewing programmes for television broadcast for compliance with Ofcom regulations, ideally with an understanding of the rules applied to late-night erotica.

The ideal candidate will be available immediately to work for about one month, although this may be extended.

Applicants will need to be comfortable watching material aimed at an adult audience.

Please send your CV, availability and current salary details (or expectations) to Richard Ings, Head of Programming, Playboy TV. Please do not submit CVs if you do not have relevant experience."

Needless to say my CV is already on it's way. With all the internet porn I've consumed over the years I'm probably the most qualified person on the planet.