The Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures

"The Gallery of Annoying Email Signatures is a collection of those text fragments people include at the end of their email messages. Criteria for inclusion in the Gallery are pretty straightforward -- the signature has to annoy me and provide no useful information. I have no problem with people putting wacky stuff in sigs for their personal accounts, but I can't get over the number of people who put all sorts of embarassing junk in their work signatures."