Sex is for FAGS!

'I understand that abstaining from sex protects me from catching a brain-rotting STD like "Finger Herpes" from "feeling up" any nasty dirty girlie holes.' and don't forget their sister site Iron Hymen: 'I hereby pledge to never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.'