Become Steven Seagal's Assistant

"I was told that I would travel the world on a private jet and make $800/week. Sounded pretty good (except for the S. Seagal part). Then I started asking questions: Turns out you have to keep a 12-20 person entourage including personal chef, monks, and body guards happy at all times."

Oh, and you get as many free Steven Seagal energy drinks as you can keep down.