How the USA Will Invade Canada

"The United States government does have a plan to invade Canada. It's a 94-page document called 'Joint Army and Navy Basic War Plan -- Red,' with the word SECRET stamped on the cover. It's a bold plan, a bodacious plan, a step-by-step plan to invade, seize and annex our neighbor to the north."

1. Invade Canada
2. ?
3. Profit!