Ikea and Sheed

"FUCK! Why the hell won’t this line up? I mean, Sheed followed the directions perfectly, and this cheap piece of crap still be wobbling around like a junkie down by Baggley Ave. And why are there no freakin' words with these directions? Just pictures? I mean, how is Sheed suppose to properly decipher this garbage? Where are the words? Give Sheed some words damnit!