Will Fix Computers For Sexual Favors

"Do you have a set, um, pay scale?

No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn't want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It's basically all about the time I spend: If I'm working for one or two hours, I'd like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it's something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I'd like to get a foot massage."

I will set up your home cinema system for a dirty sanchez. My e-mail address is above, please add "I will set up your home cinema system for a dirty sanchez" to the subject line.