Obituaries of the Future
"Hilton - Paris (25) was killed last night in an unfortunate kitchen accident, when she curiously attempted to cook her own food after several attempts to find one of the black people that normally does it for her."
"Hilton - Paris (25) was killed last night in an unfortunate kitchen accident, when she curiously attempted to cook her own food after several attempts to find one of the black people that normally does it for her."